In my defense, I was left unsupervised

sexpedite:

sexpedite:

Getting on tumblr as a 23 year old is weird

Imagine being 25 and on tumblr damn

I am now 26

sexpedite:

Getting on tumblr as a 23 year old is weird

Imagine being 25 and on tumblr damn

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Apparently I only get on here to post pictures of myself

Getting on tumblr as a 23 year old is weird

powerburial:

signedsincerelymegan:

powerburial:

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

(via confirmance)

ME ON SEPTEMBER 30TH VS ME ON OCTOBER 1ST

soprettycourt:

blackaida:

ruinedchildhood:

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ACCURATE

Yeah because my rent due

(via spongebobssquarepants)

jumpingjacktrash:
“laughingsquid:
“A Refined Ant With Expensive Taste Attempts to Steal a Loose Diamond From Wholesaler’s Desk
”
fucking superb you funky little felon
”

vinebox:

dailytweets:

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“Hey. Funny seeing you out here.”

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(via bestfunny)

hotboyproblems:

someone my age with money: yeah so I just bought this new car and-

me: that’s cool. I can’t really afford to buy anything for a while because I bought gum yesterday

(via spongebobssquarepants)

brinnanza:

tinsnip:

bepeu:

things to take
* a nap
* it easy
* care

* on me

* me on

(via confirmance)

honeybottledrip:

kngshxt:

why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player

this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i’m losing it

(via wumbology1)

its me, booboo the fucking dumbass idiot bitch

(via kardashiansfuckyeah)

black–twitter:

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